But Main Street's still all cracked and broken "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … Lyricist Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. That's right! I'll show you my idea! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. I give you the Springfield Monorail! “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! The Monorail Song [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … Is there a chance the track could bend? It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The ring came off my pudding can Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! [Monorail] Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! Monorail! And by gum, it put them on the map! It glides as softly as a cloud Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" Really cool at night. Don't Edit. Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. The Monorail Song Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. I swear it's Springfield's only choice [Heh-heh, mule.] Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. Monorail! Alf Clausen It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). Composer Monorail Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. Serious inquires only. Nov 29, 2017 Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ], Television Song Name Report Add Reply I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). The Simpsons Monorail Origin I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. Electrified, six-car monorail Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. Don't Edit. Take my pen knife, my good man I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! Throw up your hands and raise your voice Monorail You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … up. [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. Monorail What's it called? I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! [Now, wait just a minute. Monorail! This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. Not on your life, my Hindu friend I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. [Monorail] We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. Once again You probably think monorails are a novelty. I'll tell you what I'll do. Performer(s) I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! You'll be given cushy jobs Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " As is. It's more a Shelbyville idea.] Type of Song I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. Monorail! Monorail Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. People already steal working train power cables for the copper. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Monorail And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Monorail I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! What's it called? What'd I say? Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I give you the Springfield Monorail! The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. Theft. 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